Dirty Briefs SafeThe Only Way to Make Sure Your Belongings Aren't Touched
Store Your Money Or Valuables In The Safest Place PossibleSo you're a thief checking out all the usual hiding places for money and jewelry, you open up a drawer and suddenly you realize you're staring at a pair of briefs that look like someone had an accident in. What do you do? You close the drawer and get as far away from them as you can!
Even the boldest thieves will quickly retreat from this cleverly disguised safe. The dirty briefs safe is the best place to hide money or other small valuables. Hide your money under the Velcro flap in the front, and let the unappealing sight of dirty underwear hide your valuables in plain sight.